Showing newest 47 of 72 posts from March 2009. Show older posts
Showing newest 47 of 72 posts from March 2009. Show older posts

my girl want's to...

Tuesday, March 31, 2009 by Chris


rock that 90s gear! flat-top fades! acid washed denim everything! rock that lollapallooza short from when pavement opened for sonic youth was on the main stage! lace up the doc martins! long sleeve flannel tied round your waist! bubble goose jackets and coogi sweaters! do a thing people!

come dressed like back when we were just beginning to have nostalgia for the 80s! speaking of the 80s:

The Cars: Just What I Needed (Roctakon BMore Remix)(Money Studies, 2006)


KNYEW has good life, an older mix done by roc that's 100% great. vinyl for the above is in the process of being restocked over at ttlab, and as it goes with stuff such as this, it might be a little while till it's back. dude has another mix coming out soon on the same label, which you should look out for if any of this has piqued your interest.

what's going on, mr. oderus?

Monday, March 30, 2009 by Chris
if you've never read anything by chris nieratko, you are seriously missing out on a ton of good shit. dude has the interviewing game on lock. don't believe me?

read his conversation with the one and only oderus urungus of:



then you get to call bullshit.

giving it up

by Chris
continuing with the pattern of posting up stuff i really dig and will likely play this coming saturday, i give you dj u-terns remix of marvin gaye's give it up.

first though, here's marvin doing his thing with a super-tight (sheet music?) live band:



today is shaping up to be a great day for a song like this. breezy, cool, and above all sunny and warm. u-tern has the internet going nuts, with a great mp3 blog and an even greater podcast/online radio show (so good it's absolutely nuts!).

Marvin Gaye: Got To Give It Up (U-Tern Remix)(BeatStreet, 2007)


u-tern has tons more really great remixes for sale at his online shop and turntablelab has the cookie jar vol. 2 ep available if vinyl is the name of your game. you gotta support dudes that are doing remixes that are as consistently classy as this.

the power of salad

Sunday, March 29, 2009 by Chris


lightning bolt's wicked awesome documentary the power of salad is over at p'fork tv for a week (then it's gone)! do yourself a solid and check it out.

a friend of mine went to see a show they did in asheville and didn't wear earplugs for the first half of the show. he had trouble hearing for 3 whole days. dudes are not to be fucked with.

finally got around to scanning a few things

by Chris


insane collage that my friend, FUNK did for me way back when.



my friend jason did this one, which is easily one of my favorite things ever. it has a terrible habit of falling off the wall during parties and getting trampled, but it's only a little worse for wear.

and last, but not least, two tracks you'll very likely hear me spin this saturday:

The Who: Baba O'Reilly (Bird Peterson Remix) (Flamin' Hotz, 2007)


Kim Carnes: Betty Davis Eyes (Diplo Remix) (Money Studies, 2007)


both of these guys are out of print as far as vinyl goes (that's how i rock), so there's not much to link to by way of sending people off towards places to support good shit in a financial way. turntablelab has tons of HQ bird peterson and hollertronix mp3s for sale, and the back catalogs for both is pretty consistent.

peace to dirt mcgirt

by Chris
all week i'm gonna be doing a post or two a day of shit i'm gonna be spinning at the first ever pickles dickles dance party. more info will slide down the pike, but for now enjoy the lovable antics of big baby jesus (RIP).







if you're not up on it, check out the bootomless well of interesting that is the dirty minded documentary.

ODB: Bastardmore (Ninjasonik Refix)(Flamin' Hotz, 2008)


off the tight pants ep that i snagged at the show last thursday. definitely worth picking up for yourself.

lookalike conchords

Saturday, March 28, 2009 by Chris

SCARLET QUEENS - Rock'n'Roll Girl from agk on Vimeo.

it's really unfair to leave looking like the guys in flight of the conchords to the guys in flight of the conchords.

mickey rourke's gonna be in the sequel

by Chris



click the pic to embiggen...

something not flowing?

Friday, March 27, 2009 by Chris






newmore switchblades

by Chris
last night was fucking awesome for so many reasons that are surprisingly contradictory.

here's the rundown:

Ninjasonik
Cerebral Ballzy
Totally Michael
The Death Set
Team Robespiere

gavin (of vice/street boners fame) really nailed it pretty succinctly in a description of the SXSW shows the other week: "you want to see these bands in a basement, with the lights out, before anybody has ever heard of them."



well, it wasn't a basement, and the lights didn't even dim a smidge till half way into the first set, but these were definitely bands not many people had heard of i'm pretty sure. there was seemingly no advertisement (seriously, the only way i knew about the show was cause there was a flyer saying "tonight!" next to the cream and sugar at espresso royale), and the show was at arguably the most boringest place to see a show ever, the rathskellar.



early on, the dude in cerebral ballzy quipped, to the largely absent audience, "thanks for coming out to your cafeteria guys!" before saying something about how he had to take a shit, followed by saying he thought he might puke. their shit was loud, fast, dirty, and really fucking good. i felt bad for the guys since there was literally no one on the floor except a dude from one of the other bands, which is sorta how shit went for most of the night until about 10:45 or so when more people started showing up (things had officially started at 8:15) and it started to feel like a real damn show.

even if they had done the show at the now-defunct club 770 it would have been half-stillborn. couldn't one of the people from WUD have volunteered a garage or a basement or some shit? perhaps there would be insurance worries, which got the death sets plug pulled due to crowdsurfing (are we still calling it that?).



early on, the dude in cerebral ballzy quipped to the largely absent audience "thanks for coming out to your cafeteria guys!" before saying something about how he had to take a shit, followed by mumbling that he thought he might puke. their shit was loud, fast, dirty, and really really good. i felt bad for the guys since there was literally no one on the floor except a dude from one of the other bands, which is sorta how shit went all night, till about 11 or so when more people started showing up, and it started to seem like a real damn show.



i'm not mad at the people who put this shit together, cause in reality, the sad madison truth is that there's not really any other place that this would have been able to happen (the frequency? maybe?), and the fact that the bands got paid, we all got a free show, and no one lost their lives or their virginities, is tip-top in my book.

every group was way over the top and really awesome, excepting totally michael, but that's more because his glossy Andrew WK meets ben folds in a not-bad-yet-not-good-sorta-way schtick stood out against the other bands unwashed fuck you edge.

i picked up the cerebral ballzy disc and the ninjasonik ep, bits of both will be on their way down the digital line as soon as i get a sec.

I feel bad about the last one.. maybe this will make up for it...

by Zita

So... Painfull.. and half-assed

by Zita

Hooo BOY!

by Zita
My friend from MI says this commercial is on constantly....

way better

by Zita

here, have some sex... kuz I certainly not having any...

by Zita


ninjasonik show tonight!

Thursday, March 26, 2009 by Chris
for the two people who check this here bloggity blog, come on out to the rathskellar tonight for the free showness of good times which will be beginning round about 8pm ish.



i would have missed this if i hadn't stopped into espresso royale for a cuppa joe before class...



the record cover is tits (literally!) and hopefully i'll be able to snag a copy of the vinyl so as to play it at party events!



Vice Record Inter/Review:

"You’re nasty, but in a lovable way.

Telli Gramz [vocals, lyrics]: Yo, we love all the kids that come out to the shows. The kids mean everything to what Ninjasonik is about. We got a hardcore background, we got a hip-hop background, we love everyone that comes out to the shows. We love all the hip-hop people and all the indie kids and just everyone. We’re here to give everyone the best possible show they’ve ever seen. And every time we play, we give the most we can give, we put more and more into it.

So what’s the craziest thing that’s ever happened at a Ninjasonik show?

Yo, for the release of our EP earlier this year, there were 75 kids crowdsurfing onstage, and then a marching band of 14-year-olds came out and were marching to a song that goes “I wanna fuck, fuck, fuck!” That was probably the craziest thing."

this sounds like a bummer of a time to you? didn't think so.

i was not offended

by Chris


Funkadelic: Maggot Brain (Westbound Records, 1971)


mother earth is pregnant for the third time,
for y'all have knocked her up.

i have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
i was not offended,
for i knew i had to rise above it all,
Or drown in my own shit.

we gon' sip bacardi like it's your birthday

by Chris
click play on the sumpin sumpin below the dancin von kaiser before you get any farther.



Blue Swede: Never My Love (Capital Records, 1973)


if the roof on fire, let the motherfucker burn.

superhero mysterioso!

Wednesday, March 25, 2009 by Chris
let me begin by saying i can't skate for shit. in middle school i begged and begged for a toy machine board, and while trying to teach myself to ollie (easiest trick, right?) i forced my legs into an exceptionally painful split. at that moment i realized that i cared way too much for my physical wellbeing to continue to skate with any seriousness.

having said that, i would love to start collecting super-sweet decks (such as these super-fly winston tseng joints) for the purpose of hanging them on my wall.



also: wussing out on learning nollie-front-side-pop-shove-its shouldn't keep me from wanting to put welcome to hell in a time capsule for future generations to appreciate.



We brings you the important news, so you dont have to get it yourself.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009 by Zita


Basically all I'm saying is that you don't have to subscribe to any other blogs, after you subscribe to this one, because we will show you all you really need to see. In fact, you won't even need to subscribe because it should be the one of the only websites you will need to have on your bookmarks toolbar.

srsly,


Internet, done.

Not subscribing to our feed makes us feel like this,

by Zita


Naked and cold. And a little creepy.

And why can't I stop wondering what she tastes like?

it's a TRAP!

Monday, March 23, 2009 by Chris


i won't even touch on the fact that lucas has spent the past couple of decades fiercely and grumpily shitting upon everything i hold dear regarding the star wars mythology.

enjoy:

Meco: Star Wars Theme/Cantina Band

are to tha ess ess

by Chris


we've been on the black for about two weeks or so, racking up a ton of posts between the two of us, so i thought i'd toss out that there's an rss feed to the far right of the address bar, as well as a "follow" doohickey towards the lower left of this here page.

hit us up this-a-way, and no longer shall you want for funkily stupid music:

Calypso Carnival Ft. King Flash: Mama, Looka Boo Boo (Boo Boo Man)



artsy-fartish nekkid people:



or whatever else we feel like bestowing upon the world via this meaningless aspect of the internet, all shall be delivered to your internet door with astounding immediacy.

get with the technological quickness.

purposeless juxtapositioning

Sunday, March 22, 2009 by Chris
it's a lovely sunday evening.



this morning: looong bike ride through beautiful madison country.



as of tomorrow, spring break is over.



looking for a job sucks.



had a steak dinner last night.



seven more weeks till i am done with school for good.



pics by ryan mcginley.

i'm going for a stroll.

all twisted up like rubik

Saturday, March 21, 2009 by Chris
sassy high school girls singing about frontal wedgies? backdrops ripped directly from kidz-bop? fancy production from fancy dude named fancy?

what happened to weird funny awesome music like this?



did you know: cameltoe was number one on carson daly’s total request live radio show for five consecutive weeks?



Fannypack: Cameltoe (Old School Remix)



Fannypack: Hey Mami (Sharaz Radio Edit)

Sexy Time!

Friday, March 20, 2009 by Zita
My coworker Rowin saw this photo sitting on my feeder while iI was away from the comp and asked who the model was, i couldn't tell him, and he was definatly dissapointed, so in honor of our mystery model's hotness, she shall be Pickled, if not Dickled.


And since we are liking smokers tonight...

Fail Fail

by Zita
I'm pretty sure the they meant to say win.

some videos the internet gave me

by Chris


great song from a great album with a great video. about as simple as things can get.



i saw black dice open for godspeed you black emperor back in 2002, and from the minute that sound started coming out of their kaoss things, my physical being was taken over with chills.



the daft punk versus tron party went off really well last weekend till the cops showed up and told everyone to chill out, at which point everyone bailed and i put on the first suicide record and videodrome. somehow i missed this incredibly disturbing DP video.

listening to this currently

Thursday, March 19, 2009 by Chris
hopefully i am not jocking the tv carnage bozack to thoroughly.



more music is on the way. i've been extra-lame about ripping tons and tons of 45s, but it's gonna happen rill rill soon. theer is tons of good stuff coming.

kids.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 by Chris
i guess this might be the first even remotely incendiary thing i've said on here, which is a rarity since i hunger so hard for your faceless internet acceptance, but i'll be damned if this isn't one of the stupidest things i've seen today.



sure, i mean, way to go MGMT for making a song that is really great and all and has the potential ability to sell a retarded amount of dookie-lookin-scions or whatever, but seriously... four ladies playing it with their iphones in a gallery (???) that has apparently been designed to look like the fanciest bathroom in miami? pshhh.

***no hate on MGMT, btw. the ep (from 2005? really? shit.) was super-tits.

Sinead's

by Zita
So I'm gonna start ya off right with some good ol fashioened topless gals, shot by my fav, Baby Sinead's. Sinead is both a model and a photographer, but for today I'm just going to post the photos of other gals that she's taken.







Stay tuned, for more luscious ladies and maybe a few delightful dudes!

with regards to the display of pornographic images...

by Chris

11:35pm and so far i have done nothing of any value whatsoever...

Tuesday, March 17, 2009 by Chris


except now i've posted something to the blog...

we got grape soda and fritos in here!

by Chris


"my dad died of alcoholism..."

This is your only warning.

by Zita
Starting this week, we will start posting regular sexy sessions. This will mean that if you check your feeds at work, don't surprised to find naked ladies falling out of Pickles Dickles every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

I might bother to put NSFW in the subject line, but it's prolly not going to happen.

KTHNXBAI!

everyone loves a font nerd.

Monday, March 16, 2009 by Chris
it took me a half an hour to track this first one down from only the faintest memory of having seen it somewhere on the internet.



and hey! look! more internet sperm spilled in the name of mc paul barman! this might not qualify as actual font nerdery, but still pretty solid usage of text as design.

support illegal music!

by Chris


remember when everyone lost their shit when radiohead and trent reznor let the internet-having music-purchasing public determine what they wanted to pay for their albums? everyone was going on and on that this was the beginning of the new way to distribute music int eh post-napster, post-piratebay, post-p2p, post-menstrual world.



do you also remember when girl talk released feed the animals the same way? well, the label behind girl talk since way back when he was rocking pittsburgh basements, illegal-art (that's their office in the topper-most pic), is baby-stepping their way towards releasing their entire back catalog of audio collages in this forward-thinking, pay-what-you-will fashion. so far, there are five albums available, and more are on the way.



i've been a fan of steinski's for a while now, and i cannot speak highly enough about the compilation that illegal-art has available. steinski is the grandpappy of every epicly awesome culture-loaded remix album that is out there today. dude also maintains a superb website with tons of info/opinions about intellectual property, music, and general musings.



i know next to nothing about the bran flakes, oh astro, or realistic, but if they're anywhere near as awesome as girl talk or steinski, i'll swing back through and drop some cash to support them putting this sort of stuff out!

remember kids:

i'm in chicago

Saturday, March 14, 2009 by Chris

Having to go and do a thing...

Thursday, March 12, 2009 by Zita


My breath is really gross today.

Fail Sticker

by Zita
So I think we need us some o these.....

I mean we could just keep a roll handy for that wednesday shift of yours...

it's fucking cold

by Chris

i stumble-bumbled onto this site via the chief magazine blog.

the tiny tiny text at the bottom reads "where's a taun taun when you need one."

i click refresh, and get "wear a fucking jacket."

IT'S DAFTRONIC!

Wednesday, March 11, 2009 by Chris
PARTYPARTYPARTYPARTY!


in honor of daft punk being the dudes who will score the tron sequel (tr2n!) as well as the official unveiling of the new blog layout (heads up Zita!) there's gonna be a DAFT PUNK centric dance party at my place this thursday night march 12th. i'm not gonna be giving out my address on here, but send me an email or whatever via the link on the left asking nicely to get the info.

if all goes as planned, then a future traveler person has come back in time and posted footage of the party on youtube for all to enjoy:

what... kind of things...

by Chris
by Chris


word to zita! the new layout is hell of tits, which is to say very nice. the go-to blogger backgrounds are kinda balls, but our girl has come correct and updated this shit nicely. the D in dickles kinda O-ish but this is a work in progress, and i am oh so glad to be rid of the black/white deal.

as promised, a hard-earned cheese burger (w/ fries!) is in your immediate future m'lady.

oddly enough, i had a dream last night that someone hacked into the site and changed shit all around. when i woke up, that was exactly what had happened, except awesomer!

also: my pillow was gone.

super-sweet

by Chris


not to turn this into some sort of tech nook, but i just got one of these netbook thingers. i'm still in the process of setting it up just the way i dig it, but cot-damn if it isn't one of the best things i've ever impulsively spent cash on.

160 gig hard disc
1GB RAM
new intel atom processor
9 hr battery life
new fangled chicklet-style keyboard
screen mounted 1.3 megapixel camera

best deal is $365 over at B&H, but i have no idea how long the $25 instant rebate is gonna last.

hump-day hardcore (district of columbia style)

by Chris








my brother is in fact in town for the week, seeing the sights and sounds of the midwest, which will tie my hands ever so slightly as far as posting youtube vids and the grip of vinyl 45 rips i'm holding on to for a day or so.

any suggestions on where to take the brother? so far i've fed him a pastee form teddywedgers and cheese curds and beer from the olde fashioned...

I Like ØяAcLә

Tuesday, March 10, 2009 by Zita